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The Akpos comes home from
his office very upset. - What happened? - I have some problems in my
office. - All the problems are ours! - So, then a secretary in our
office is pregnant for us. The wife fainted.
A policeman is reading a Bible.
Akpos comes to him and
asks: -Who killed Abel? -Ask the one in charge of
murder cases! – shouts the
officer.
The man comes too late and
knocks the door. His wife
says: - Go back from where you
have just come. - I will jump into a pool. - Whatever. Kill yourself. The man throws a stone into
the water. The wife runs out of
the house to help, while the
man is carefully comes inside
and locks the door. The
woman is in shock: - Let me in or I will shout! - Oh, and you will explain all
the neighbors where you have
come from in your pants and
bra in the midnight.
Follow @sulebreez effect of weed: one day, 2 boys were smoking weed after smoking, d other one go behind a tree and undress his cloths so he come back to meet his frend nd ask hw do i look in my new sute, d frend reply oh its very nice but y d u put ur tigh below ur waste.
dere was a madam who hav a house boy nd a cat, she named d cat enough, one day enough was missing d both d hous boy nd d madam were looking for enoght so d madam bend dawn under d bed nd d house boy bend dawn 2 at d other side, d boy was busy seeing d madam breast, when d madam ask hav u seen enough(the cat) d house boy said no mar but i hav seen more dan enough
a profesor and a saylor was travling by boat, on dere way goin d profesor ask d saylor d u knw bilogy,geography and phiciology? d saylor said no to every question, so d profesor said u dnt knw anyting ilitracy will kill u, after an hour d boat stated sinking and d saylor ask d professor d u knw sweemiology to escapiology from shakiology? d profesor said no nd d saylor reply den corocodiology and shakiology wil catch ur headiology and ur bodyiology becus of ur moutiology.
a seven years old girl was told by her mother to take coution when playin in d school field, d instruction was dat she should nt let eny body to see her pant, so d next day when dey were playin d girl remove her paint nd hide it, she called for every bodys atention nd raise her gawn up, she shout no body can see my pant
d mad man nd d pailort: one day a pailort was tranporting som mad peaple by air to a sicatrick houspital so on dere way goin d mad people were making a hel of noise nd d noise was disturbing d pailort, mistakenly one of d mad men enter d pailorts carbinet and ask d pailort can u teach me hw to fly, d pailort said yes but if u can tell ur frends to stop making noise so he left nd after some time d plain was so quite like a grave yard so he return to d pailort nd said am true so wil u fofill ur promise, d pailort was suprise nd ask hw did u do it d mad man reply i open d door for dem to go nd play outside
joke advice: if u ar in dakness pray to god after prayin to god u ar still in dakness go and pay ur nepa bill
yesterday i was very hungry nd i hav no money so i was pasing behind a resturant nd i hed one boy saying madam bring every body drink becuse when am drinking i want every body to drink, i rushed in nd lukily i was giving one, so after sometime he oderd again madam bring every body goat meat becus when am chewing i want everybody to chew, i was very happy wile enjoying my self, so finaly he said madam bring everybody dere bill becous when am paying i want everybody to pay, on hering dis witout eny mony in my poket i fanted
the fulish house boy: there was a man who has a house box, d house boy was very fulish nd his an elitrat, one day d man send him to d maket to buy some items nd he gave him d list of d items,at d end of d list d man write total, so wen d boy reach d maket he bout everytin acording to d list givin to him nd it was remaning one item on d list which was 'total' he started looking for total nd kept his hungry master wating but he could nt find total, he return home in d evening nd d master apk him wat has kept u in d market he said oga i was loking for total
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